Is uaísle am breid ná toll

A patch is better than a hole.
I'm James Andrews.
I write poetry, film, and jokes.
I am from the woods of Massachusetts and an almost recent graduate of Hofstra. I am Half Irish, Half Goden Retriever, and Half Pitbull (but not the rapper).
I am not a nice person.

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Bitches & Drinks

“Why do you never go out?” - other Hofstra students to me.

Girls: Dress to Undress
Guys: Dress to get it in

I am not okay with any of this.
(via whiskeysmyxtracurricularactivity)
- January 25, 2013 (1:28 pm)
- 63 notes
1. dash-stryker reblogged this from ex-genius and added:
  
  So, I know White Guilt is a big thing for some people, and usually I understand it but don’t condone it. Then shit like...
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7. breeonarainbow reblogged this from whiskeysmyxtracurricularactivity and added:
  
  GO PRIDE
8. steviemcfly reblogged this from whiskeysmyxtracurricularactivity and added:
  
  Since you guys have already pointed out the obvious problems here, I just want to thank D*I*Z*Z*Y for making sure...
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11. kiefyleafy reblogged this from synecdoche and added:
  
  I get invited to so many Panty Parties on Facebook
12. whiskeysmyxtracurricularactivity reblogged this from queen-of-everything and added:
  
  “Now that women can properly serve in the military, we’re hosting a V-D-Day of our own! Come get trashed, ladies! And...
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15. yo-knapatawpha reblogged this from actionjacksonlovesbbq and added:
  
  Ladies and gentlemen, my home, Long Island. Home of getting it in.
16. snailshellsandsunflowerfieldss reblogged this from beatboxfox and added:
  
  What
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19. dontcookbilly reblogged this from queen-of-everything and added:
  
  This is unfortunate.
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22. queen-of-everything reblogged this from benewavvy and added:
  
  The Venereal Disease Party
23. benewavvy reblogged this from lieforfunandfake and added:
  
  yo im going
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29. lieforfunandfake reblogged this from starchildnoodles and added:
  
  just reading this makes me itchy
30. firthofforth reblogged this from synecdoche and added:
  
  Let Long Island sink.
31. starchildnoodles reblogged this from ex-genius and added:
  
  I have a feeling that if you torched dizzy’s to the ground that Nassau county would probably give you a medal.
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33. taylorisweird reblogged this from alexnicole and added:
  
  Ooohh that is gross.
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40. alexnicole reblogged this from lettspartyx and added:
  
  ^ Same & every day I hate myself for giving them any business……….
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44. lettspartyx reblogged this from ex-genius and added:
  
  In four years I went there twice. I’m so very ashamed.
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47. ex-genius reblogged this from fire-dad and added:
  
  Actual Flyer from an Actual Bar near the Actual* university I apparently graduated from, for some reason.
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