Your Cool Tumblr Dad

Your Cool Tumblr Dad

ow. fuck. my metaphorical heart.

ow. fuck. my metaphorical heart.

(via thequeenofthedamned)

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

(via nynemarie)

jean-luc-gohard:

Christmas is the Times Square of holidays.

jhrmn replied to your photo “hey new followers! Here’s a summary of what you can expect from my…”

DOPE SHIRT I think I like the Fishlanders

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bruh, this a tshirt from one of the dopest LI pop-punk bands called bellwether. But thank you for noticing ;*

yernotmymom replied to your photo “hey new followers! Here’s a summary of what you can expect from my…”

+ dogs

Shit. She’s right. I forgot dogs as I don’t have one yet :/ but I also forgot this.

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Anything else I forgot, guys?

hey new followers! Here’s a summary of what you can expect from my blog.

hey new followers! Here’s a summary of what you can expect from my blog.

it scottish me?
it scottish me?
it scottish me?
it scottish me?

it scottish me?

(via sweet-saoirse)

jean-luc-gohard:

the-jimmies-rustle-softly:

jean-luc-gohard:

the-jimmies-rustle-softly:

jean-luc-gohard:

the-jimmies-rustle-softly:

jean-luc-gohard:

In which Eron Gjoni blames his ex for the members of the movement he started threatening to rape women, as though that’s a natural consequence of cheating on someone, as though writing forty pages about the fallout in your four month relationship and spreading it around online to intentionally turn people against your ex is a sane and normal thing to do.

Number of twitter rape threats that were actually carried out in real life: 0

Because that makes it okay, obviously.


Two questions:
How are you communicating with us from 2011, the last time “rustling jimmies” was a relevant phrase?
Don’t you have a vape pen or gas station pipe you should be smoking right now, somewhere far away from my blog?

:^)
Don’t make a public blog if you don’t want the public to reply.

You can reply all day and night if you feel like it. I’m just sayin you’re a joke who is gonna have a hard time functioning in adult society, especially when you (I assume) adorn the unbaked loaf of bread you call a face with the type of smug grin that reads to the rest of us as a scarlet letter N, for “huge fuckin Nerd”
I’d ask how it feels to be so alone but I don’t actually care.

Someone seems butt-blasted
Did someone say something mean to you on twitter?




Who the hell is this fuck boi?

jean-luc-gohard:

the-jimmies-rustle-softly:

jean-luc-gohard:

the-jimmies-rustle-softly:

jean-luc-gohard:

the-jimmies-rustle-softly:

jean-luc-gohard:

In which Eron Gjoni blames his ex for the members of the movement he started threatening to rape women, as though that’s a natural consequence of cheating on someone, as though writing forty pages about the fallout in your four month relationship and spreading it around online to intentionally turn people against your ex is a sane and normal thing to do.

Number of twitter rape threats that were actually carried out in real life: 0

Because that makes it okay, obviously.

Two questions:

  1. How are you communicating with us from 2011, the last time “rustling jimmies” was a relevant phrase?
  2. Don’t you have a vape pen or gas station pipe you should be smoking right now, somewhere far away from my blog?
  1. :^)
  2. Don’t make a public blog if you don’t want the public to reply.

You can reply all day and night if you feel like it. I’m just sayin you’re a joke who is gonna have a hard time functioning in adult society, especially when you (I assume) adorn the unbaked loaf of bread you call a face with the type of smug grin that reads to the rest of us as a scarlet letter N, for “huge fuckin Nerd”

I’d ask how it feels to be so alone but I don’t actually care.

Someone seems butt-blasted

Did someone say something mean to you on twitter?

Who the hell is this fuck boi?

Drakes In The Sky’s “Take Care Take Care Take Care Take Care”

for that realllllly niche crowd.

Drakes In The Sky’s “Take Care Take Care Take Care Take Care”

for that realllllly niche crowd.

knowyourmeme:

Meet Noir Dog
knowyourmeme:

Meet Noir Dog

methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

(via agonyandagony)

Plans by Death Cab for Cutie on Spotify

The perfect song for when you think to yourself, ‘gee whiz, life isn’t so bad. I don’t feel to bummed right now. I should change that.”

thequeenofthedamned:

People call me cynical for doubting the idea of marriage but like

wolf-dad:

kennethsmunoz:

As the most 💍engaged💍 person in the room I know these things.

My cock is still play in the hungry hungry hippo arena

wolf-dad:

kennethsmunoz:

As the most 💍engaged💍 person in the room I know these things.

My cock is still play in the hungry hungry hippo arena

alt-j:


when my dad’s nervous he watches the game from outside


I do this too. I feel u brother dad

alt-j:

when my dad’s nervous he watches the game from outside

I do this too. I feel u brother dad

(via reeecosuave)